When Everything Comes Your Way. Then You Are On The Wrong Way.
A Good Laugh And Long Sleep Are Two Best Cures For Anything.
Dear God, Thanks For Making Me Special.
People Laugh At Me Because I Am Different And I Laugh Becoz They All Are Same.
Nothing In The World Is More Common Than Unsuccessful People With Talent.
The Greatest Advantage Of Speaking The Truth Is That You Don’t Have To Remember What You Said.
When You Feel Insulted I’m Just Describing You.
It’s So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Then Don’t Say It.
I Feel So Miserable Without You It’s Almost Like Having You Here.
I Haven’t Slept For 10 Days, Because That Would Be Too Long.
Just About The Time When You Think You Can Make Ends Meet, Somebody Moves The Ends.
When You Think There Is Nothing Left In Your Life, Just Keep Working Hard Until You Die.
When I Drink Alcohol. Everyone Says I’m Alcoholic. But. When I Drink Fanta. No One Says I’m Fantastic.
Dear Mario. I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend. Now, You Help Me To Save Mine.
People Say Me Bad, Trust Me I Am The Worst.
I Am Not Failed, My Success Is Just Postponed.
If You Agree With A Woman When She’s Wrong, Congratulations On Being Right And Wrong At The Same Time.
So You’re Checking My Status.
Take Me As I Am Or Watch Me As I Go.
The Greatest Pleasure In Life Is Doing The Things People Say You Can’t.
I Destroy My Enemies When I Make Them My Friends.
I’m Not Short, I Am Just Concentrated Awesome.
I Am Who I Am, Your Approval Is Not Needed.
Life Is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time. So, If You Can’t Laugh At Yourself, Call Me.I’ll Laugh At You.
How Others See You, Is Not Important.How You See Yourself Means Everything.
Every Mother On Earth Gave Birth To Child Except My Mother, She Gave Birth To Legend.
I Tried To Be Normal. Worst Two Minutes Of My Life.
I’m Shy At First, But Once I’m Comfortable With You Get Ready For Some Crazy Shits.
God Is Really Creative, I Mean. Just Look At Me.
You Will Find A Girl Prettier Than Me, Smarter Than Me, And Funnier Than Me, But You Will Never Find A Girl Just Like Me.
If You Love Me Raise Your Hand & You Don’t Then Raise Your Standard.
Doesn’t Have An Attitude. They Were Just Born With A Lot Of Character.
P.M.A (Positive Mental Attitude) , I’m Positive, I’m Mental And I Know I Have Attitude.
Don’t Let The World Change Your Smile, Let Your Smile Change The World.
Don’t Play With Me Coz I Know I Can Play Better Than You.
Xcuse me I found something under my shoes. Oh its your attitude.
I haven’t slept for 10 days because that would be too long.
If I delete your number you’re basically deleted from my life.
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
Not always available try your luck wink emoticon
LEGENDS don’t die.. I am a LIVING EXAMPLE!
Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive peopleI just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
I don’t care what people think or say about me I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
“I’ve finally realized something: What other people think and say about me is none of my business.”
I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.”
“I am multi-talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time.”
“My attitude is based on how you treat me.”
I’m not anti-fashion, but I’ve always had a bit of a punk attitude. That’s important, I think. I do my own thing.”
“I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right.”
“I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.”