“Quit being afraid of the things that could go wrong, and start getting excited about the things that could go right.”
“Pay attention to your attitude in the present moment. Because that’s what will shape your future.”
“Only a strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will just say that she has an attitude problem.”
“I’m not here just to be average. I’m here to be AWESOME!”
“In life, we either make ourselves utterly miserable, or we make ourselves undeniably strong. The amount of work to achieve either one is the same.”
“Don’t be so quick to make judgments about me. You’re only seeing what I choose to show you.”
“Don’t let anyone discourage your ambitions. You don’t need a fan club to succeed. Be your own motivation.”
“I’ll never be any man’s down-time, spare-time, half-time or sometimes. So please, don’t waste my time.”
“Don’t worry about hurting my feelings. I can promise you that not even a single ounce of my confidence is linked to your acceptance.”
“I’m not short-tempered. I just have a quick reaction to BS.”
“Apparently, I have an attitude. Who knew?”
“You have no idea how much physical torture I’ve endured being nice to you.”
Get out of the way world. I put my sassy pants on today.”
“Feel free to underestimate me. You won’t be the first one, you won’t be the last one, but you will be wrong like all the others.”
“Here’s an idea: maybe you should try eating makeup, so you can be beautiful on the inside.”
You must spend a lot of time putting makeup on your two faces every day.”
“Here’s what you do: take the bad day, and head-butt it right in its ugly face.”
“I have multiple personalities. None of them like you.”
“Cut all of the negative people out of your life. The people you spend the most time with influence your attitude and your thoughts more than you think.”
“I really just don’t care.”
“I’m starting to run out of people I actually like.”
“I do understand. I just don’t care.”
“Yeah, I’m high maintenance. But I can afford to maintain myself.”
“Do I look like a pair of dice to you? No? Then why are you playing with me?”
“Sarcasm is an art. If it were a science, I’d have a PhD.”
“Some people think I have a short fuse. No. I just have a limited tolerance for stupidity. There’s only so much stupidity I can put up with in one day.”
You agreed with a woman even though she was wrong? Congratulations! You’ve managed to be right and wrong all at the same time.”
“I’m really trying to see things from your perspective, but I’m having a hard time sticking my head that far up my butt.”
“Raise your hand if you have an opinion about my life. Now, put that hand over your mouth.”
“Honey, I don’t need a weapon – I am one.”
“Hating people takes way too much energy. It’s easier just to pretend they’re dead.”
“Warning: I’m experiencing technical difficulties with my attitude today. I’m sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. For your own safety, avoidance is suggested.”
“Please, keep your two cents. I don’t want to leave you broke.”
“I didn’t do that. Oh, wait – that? I did that.”
“Start each day with a grateful heart.”
“Life is like a kitchen. Go ahead, put on your prettiest apron and whip us up something awesome!”
“The question isn’t: who is going to let me do this? The question is: who is going to get in my way?”
“There are two things in life that define you: your attitude when you have everything, and your patience when you have nothing.”
“You can either complain because a rose bush has thorns or weep with joy because a thorn bush has roses.”
“Don’t tell me “the sky is the limit”. There are footsteps on the moon.”
“No matter how you feel in the morning, you’ve got to get up, dress up and show up.”
“Don’t hate yourself for what you aren’t. Love yourself for what you are.”
“True beauty begins the day you start being yourself.”
“I’m way too positive to be doubtful; way too optimistic to be afraid, and too determined to be defeated.”
“I have no regrets in life; only lessons learned.”
“Don’t pray to have an easy life. Pray to have the strength to overcome a difficult one.”
It really doesn’t matter if the glass if half full or half empty. Just be grateful that you have a glass and something in it.”
There was a time when I would walk into a room and wonder if people liked me. Now, I walk into a room and wonder if I like the people in it.”
“Life may not be the party we wanted, but we’re here – so we might as well dance.”
“I’m here today. And today, I’d rather wear a smile than wear my tears.”