You look good when your eyes are closed, but you look the best when my eyes closed.
Why fit in when you’re born to stand out?
If a really, really pretty girl needs a ride home, I’m your guy.
I would rather be beaten, and be a man than to be elected and be a little puppy dog.
Believe in yourself so strongly that the world can’t help but believe in you too.
The guy with a great sense of humor.
You have to be ‘ODD’ to be the number ‘ONE’.
Goddamn it, you’ll never get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole! Follow me!
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
I do a thing called what I want.
Throw me to the wolves and I’ll come back leading the pack.
I am who you couldn’t even dare to be.
I am a little freaky at times… but no one has stepped up to the plate to explore that side of me.
Fuck everyone, it’s just you in the end.
Love me or hate me but you will never change me.
Life is a bitch. So, learn how to fuck it.
People say I have a dirty mind, But I say it’s just creative!
I don’t race, I don’t chase that’s why I can’t be replaced.
His attitude kinda savage but his heart is a diamond.
This is my cup of care. Oh look, it’s empty.
You don’t like me? That’s a shame. I’ll need a few minutes to recover from the tragedy.
If I was meant to be controlled I would have come with a remote.
When I’m good I’m best, when I’m bad I’m worst.
I’m not mean, I’m brutally honest. It’s not my fault truth hurts. Here’s a band-aid.
I am sorry I do not have heaters installed in my rear.
Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
I do not mind the crazy people, it’s the normal one that freaks me out!
I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
I never prove to be good enough… For every one…! But I’m the best for them who understand me.
Never hide your last seen, let people see how you are ignoring them…
I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that is not my problem.
I love my curves, my tattoos, my imperfections and jiggling thighs. No one said you had to.
Beauty ain’t always a little, cute colored flower. Beauty is anything where people be like, ‘Damn.’
Someday you’ll understand that I am the best thing that happened in your life, but it will be too late…
You must be bold, brave, and courageous and find a way to get in the way.
Wave it in his face, tell him boy, bye.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
He held me in his arms and he taught me to be strong.
There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.
I’m a bad girl, you ain’t used to that.
I like being glamorous because it’s not a crime.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
My heart says yes but my mom says no.
Lord, if I can’t be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.
When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.
She may be a bitch, but she’s a genuine bitch with a heart.
Yes that’s why I’m crowned queen, and I ain’t lookin’ for the prom king.
Treat me like a Queen and I’ll treat you like a king. Treat me like a game, and I’ll show you how it’s played.
Your clothes should be tight enough to show you’re a woman but loose enough to show you’re a lady.