“Always keep your head high, and your middle finger higher.”
“Don’t show me your attitude, my middle finger is very strong.”
“Fuck it all!!! I’m done with the bullshit!! People like you give my middle finger a hard on!”
“I´m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all your questions.”
“I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to let you know what I think.”
“Thank you for making me realize that the purpose of my middle finger is to use it when words are not enough.”
“Aww… My middle finger likes you!”
“My middle finger is used when words aren’t enough for people to understand that they’re annoying.”
“I step into the club. The haters turn around. My middle finger’s up. Man, I’m just getting down.”
“Nothing says “Classy” quite like pictures with your middle finger.”
“My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.”
“I do not have enough middle fingers or coffee for this Monday morning.”
“Got my middle finger up – I don’t really give a f*ck.”
“If you show your attitude to me then I will show you my middle finger.”
“Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.”
“Oh no! I can feel “A f*ck you!” coming on… Shortly followed by an “I don´t give a shit”… With a side order of my middle finger!”
“Some days, I just do not have enough middle fingers to go around…”
“It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.”
“My middle finger salutes your attitude.”
“Roses are red; Violets are blue; I have five fingers and the middle one is for you.”
“Dear middle finger, thanks for always sticking up for me.”
“The only part of me you´ll ever see is my middle finger!”
“Dear fake friends, first of all, you should know, I am typing this with my middle finger!”
“If you cannot attract them with your charms just repel them with your attitude, or your middle finger.”
Sorry, I can not help you. My hands are busy holding my middle fingers up!”
“And then there is you, the real reason why God gave us middle fingers.”
“I respect all those people who hate me because my middle finger rises up and salutes them. So keep hatin…I’ll keep smiling and keep saluting you!!”
“Dear haters, stop hating people, cuz you’re not perfect. And know it, I wrote this with my middle finger!”
“Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I’m typing this with my middle finger.”
“The people who have high attitude deserve the standing ovation of the middle finger.”
“People like you are the reasons why we have middle fingers.”
“2 Words and just one finger! F*ck you.”
“They see my middle finger, shut the FUCK up and let me be. That’s how it’s always been and how it will be.”
“Middle finger to my old life, a special shout out to my old head. If it wasn’t for your advice, A ni**a would have been so dead.”
“Middle fingers up if you don’t give a f*ck!”
“My middle finger salutes you.”
“A big middle finger up to the ones who used, refused, and abused me!”
“Well, I guess I’m single for the night and you can sit right on my middle finger for the night. And if I sound mad, then you caught me, but this shit explains that you’re the one that taught me.”
“I’m not special. I’m a limited edition.”
“You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.”
“Don’t compare me to other girls. There’s no competition. I’m one of a kind.”
“I’m at the point now where I don’t want to impress anyone anymore. If people like me the way I am, great. If they don’t, well it’s their loss.”
“I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people.”
“It’s my decision who I love and how I live. No one can take that choice away from me.”
“Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”
“I’m not arguing with you. I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
“I don’t have time to hate the people who are hating me. I’m way too busy loving the people who are loving me.”
“I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime.”
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.”
“Be happy and smile when you’re around people who hate you. Your happiness will kill them.”