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Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
Happiness is when 'Last seen at' changes to 'Online' and then to 'Typing...'
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as 'Free Recharge'
I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius !!
Waiting for Wi-Fi Network.
Once a cheater always a repeater...
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
God is really creative, I mean just look at me .
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship !
C.L.A.S.S - Come late and start sleeping :)
People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.
It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook !!
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
Eat - Sleep - Regret - Repeat.
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
Good Morning, let the stress begin... !!
Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
WoW now I’m a graduate... Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile. Smile please!
I love my job only when I'm on vacation !!
Life is Short - Chat Fast!
If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.
Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
Mosquito's are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
6 Peg Loading .. :D
Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...
I Like to study
Arithmetic - NO
world history - NO
chemistry - NO
GIRLS - YES!!!
Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
If school has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)