If i liked your status on Facebook that means you have entertained me !!
Dear Bestie,
I Found Your Childhood Picture.
MORE THEN 45% OF ELECTRICITY WILL BE
SAVED IN INDIA.
IF SAAS-BAHU SERIALS ARE BANNED !!
A little boy was doing his maths homework, saying to himself, 2+5 the son of bitch is 7.. 3+6 the son of bitch is 9.
His mother heard this & gasped "What are you doing?"
the little boy answered, "I'm doing my math's homework Mom."
"And this is how ur teacher taught u to do it?"
"Yes", he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher next day,
"Are u teaching maths to children by saying 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?"
the teacher started laughing, and answered "wht I taught them was, 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4".
A Kid Calls The Help Desk To Complain About Computer Problem..
Kid:- When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star. What is That joke?
Help Desk:- Dear Kid Those Stars Are To Protect You, So That if a Person Standing Behind, He Can’t Read Your Password…..
Kid:- Yeah Okay, But Stars Appear Even When There is No One Standing Behind Me =)
I've always hated Maths but I've always loved counting money.
Drink beer & Save water!
Don’t kiss near your house, Love is blind, but the neighbors are not.
Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife? Only shops!
Someone asked me, what’s your relationship status? I replied, Still looking for a FREE Wi-Fi connection!
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is indeed a blessing.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back!
Carefully edited truths are the best way to LIE. Because technically you’re not lying!
That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward
Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class than in bed?
Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card
If your dog barks and enemies laugh, take it seriously.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before police
One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature…
They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius
I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things: give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
One simple Math rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
Roses are red; violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo, Don’t you worry, I’ll be there too, Not in the cage but laughing at you!
Life taught me lots of lessons, but I bunked those classes too
When your phone is 1% battery, and anyone who sends a message or calls becomes enemy
80% of boys have girlfriends, but rest 20% boys have a brain
If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys!
I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day
Someone on his WhatsApp status “sleeping” since three days. He probably dead
3mistakes done by everyone: WhatsApp, Facebook, and Girlfriend
I didn’t lose my mind ….I just sold it online
Warning!!! I know Karate and some other words too!!!!
If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart
I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…
Who needs television when there is so much drama you can create yourself.
Finally today I decided to burn a lot of calories. So, I set my neighbor’s kid on fire.
Here my dad comes on WhatsApp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…
Whatsapp Status Ever… Can’t talk, wife around
204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I’m still single.
Three horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet. 2) Slow Internet. 3) Slow Internet
Thank God there is No Hindi version of WhatsApp otherwise “Last Seen” would be “Antim Darshan.”
I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.
I remember those days when my old Nokia phone said I had a low battery it meant that I had two days to find a charger.
What if girls can read minds… Every second a boy gets slapped
I have concluded that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything
Some people just need a High-Five, on the face