A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats. – Benjamin Franklin
This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)
Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers. – Henry Louis Mencken
A good lawyer is a bad Christian. – John Lothrop Motley
A good lawyer is a great liar.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. – Charles Lamb
If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.
A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
if you argue RIGHT,
you're never WRONG.
99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name..
whosoever tells the best story, WIns.