“Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey Gitomer
“Every tattoo is temporary, because we’re all slowly dying.” –
“I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.” – Michael Scott
“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” –
“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain
“The best things in life are actually really expensive.” –
“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers
“Well-behaved women seldom make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
“A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Mark Twain
“Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.” –
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley
“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!” – Audrey Hepburn
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”” – Sydney Harris
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin
“Bad decisions make good stories.” – Ellis Vidler
“Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.” –
“Happiness is just sadness that hasn’t happened yet.” –
“I cannot afford to waste my time making money.” – Louis Agassiz
“If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.” –
“Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” – Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
“Think like a proton. Always positive.” –
“You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” –
“Be happy – it drives people crazy.” –
“Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” – Franklin P. Jones
“If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” – Elvis Presley
“Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing — that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.” – Mae West
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite
“You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Sam Levenson
“A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.” – Justin Sewell
“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what is empty. Empty what is full. Scratch where it itches.” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.” – Jason Love
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – Winnie the Pooh
“The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.” – Ayn Rand
“Trying is the first step toward failure.” – Homer Simpson